Q : Y does WOMAN cause so much pain in the Heart of MAN?
A : Bcos WOMAN was created from a piece of rib of a certain 'ancient MAN'.
For years I had shielded myself from my fate. Studying for 13 years in a BOYS ONLY skool gave me a false sense of security abt the world. Little did I know that i was only postponing the inevitable, my first face to evil face meeting with WOMAN. And boy did I make an ass of myself. The first five minutes went well with me moving from a distance of 10 metres to 9 and a half metres from WOMAN. Then tragedy struck. WOMAN started walking towards me like a Warewolf stalking its prey. WOMAN came upto me and bloodcurdlingly said 'Hello'. I stifled the urge 2 scream for help, not wanting 2 alert the others members of the pack of WOMEN. Then I opened my mouth and started spluttering 2 letter words. Fortunately for me 'hi' consists of 2 letters. I still couldn't figure out why WOMAN had singled me out from my herd. I always thot there was safety in numbers. Maybe WOMAN had spotted the weakest and had come 2 play with its prey bfore dismembering it. Anyway, to make a long story short, WOMAN asked for the time, I showed my mickey mouse watch (while still spluttering out 'hi's), fainted, and fell 2 the ground. Nxt thing I remember is I'm in a hospital with tubes coming out of me. I may b in a near-coma state, BUT I'M STILL ALIVE!!! MAN triumphs over WOMAN.
1 comment:
hey yak boy
i am comenting on this stupid blog in a fit of rage. I feel you've given a wrong impression of us other 49 yaks who used to be ppl u called classmates concerning the matter of WOMEN.I know even me who was voted the shyest creature did better than the exaggeration of facts you've given here. So please henceforth keep your blogs more fact based and unbiased.
Your buddy and zodiac "gem-in-i"
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