Me against the World : Round 1

I'm beat up. I spent the last few weeks trying 2 make a name for myself and all I did was getting beat up. Damn those seniors!!! its like once u enter the college u'r at their mercy? a tiny bug waiting 2 b squashed underneath their stinkin boots. bhaaa. My first 15 minutes in their presence was spent in learning how 2 swim on a tarred road, licking the dirt off the above mentioned stinkin boots and hopping around on 1 leg shouting 'Seniors r my only God'. On the whole I think I got a better deal than some of my dhoti clad 'pattar' classmates. The World is fine except when u hav 2 undress in public for the benefit of Arts students who supposedly don't have human models.

And bfore I sign off I'll leave with my Thot of the Day, hell, the Thot of the Whole nxt Year; 'Seniors r my only God!'

P.S. Shoe Polish tastes gud